Two silly limericks to follow on from the ones on Day 6…only feels like


There was an old man with a beard,

Who said, ‘It is just as I feared…

Because of lockdown,

My wife’s salon in town

Has closed… and she’s now got a beard!’


And another….

There was a young woman from Guernsey

Who set off to swim to Jersey

She found it locked down

So turned back around,

But got lost and swam up the Mersey!

Karen Robinson. 29th April ’20.